» Comics - Up, Up, and Away From Danger - July 11th, 2015, 5:14 pm

No, you fool, that is clearly not a spider. It only has four legs. Lost four of its other legs in a war.

Author's Note:

Alienoid, July 11th, 2015, 5:14 pm

- Well, it certainly didn't take long to find a monster of some description. Too bad there were no magic tomes.

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The Voices:


> Pick up one of those mops (?) just in case.

posted by WolfryHedgies on July 11th, 2015, 8:13 pm


>Equip weapon. Also, push that ladder off of the wall - if the "scree" didn't wake up your parents, that should, and they probably know what to do about said demonic thing since, y'know, that watery nether portal is in their house.

posted by Shard on July 11th, 2015, 9:20 pm


>Use your mating call that your parents forced you to learn for no reason whatsoever as a child to swoon over the spider

posted by epicness on July 13th, 2015, 1:14 am


UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B START. Maybe the "Konami Ritual" will summon something, like an extra life.

posted by Rbade on July 14th, 2015, 9:11 am